SheVibe Loves You and Wants You To Have Dildos
SheVibe loves you and wants to to ejaculate. They want you to have colossal, mind-numbing, toe-curling orgasms. That’s why they’re discounting all G-spot dildos by 15% until May 28th! You’ve got ten days to jump on that.
Let me just give you a taste of what this sale includes:
The Pleasure Works Rippler
This is not your momma’s warm-up toy. This was my gateway dildo – the one that dragged me, screaming, into the world of textured, girthy pleasure objects. It’s the firmest dildo that I own, which means that in addition to being extra-fuckable, it’s also an excellent makeshift gavel when you need to call the court to order.
I think that most quality-conscious bloggers were suspicious of Jopen at one point or another, but we’ve all discovered that Jopen has well and truly hit a home run with the Key Comet. It’s completely orgasmic. The silicone drags a little bit, which sounds disconcerting but feels TOTALLY AWESOME against your G-spot. Get one.
Don’t scoff at the humble Ella. It may be cheaper than my first two picks, but let me assure you that its affordability and quality make the Ella a great way to introduce your G-spot to the loving embrace of a dildo. The material is a glorious satin-y feeling silicone wrapped over a relatively firm (but not totally inflexible) body. Why would you buy a $15 jelly dong (ew) when you can get this for a mere $15 more?
I see I’ve enticed you.
GO FORTH and return with orgasms for the good of the order!