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5 Clickbait Articles From Sex Blogger World

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We all know clickbait when we see it. It’s any vague headline that goads you into clicking it to read more details. It’s everything Upworthy has ever published. It’s every listicle EVER. But what if we had sex blogger clickbait? What if sex bloggers had our own Buzzfeed? (hehe, buzz… vibrators… get it?) Here’s exactly what that would look like:

3 PLACES YOUR PARENTS SHOULD HAVE HIDDEN THEIR VIBRATORS WHEN YOU LIVED AT HOME

  1. The side of the kitchen sink with dirty dishes (You would never have looked there)
  2. The laundry room (You would never have looked there either)
  3. Your room (Let’s be real, that room didn’t get cleaned until you left for college and they turned it into a home gym)

Photo composite with a Tantus T-Rex photoshopped in front of a laundry basket overflowing with colorful clothes and socks,.

MAN REMOVES BUTT PLUG AND MAKES A SHOCKING DISCOVERY

Shit happens.

Joffrey Baratheon from Game of Thrones frowning and shrugging

ONE WEIRD TRICK TO MAKE YOUR CISHET DUDEBRO TRY A DILDO

Screenshot of a google search that says, "Showing results for prostate massage"

MAN MAKES DOE EYES AT WOMAN’S NEW STRAP-ON (CUTE)

Screenshot from Pom Poko of a shirime (body with eye for an anus) coming out of a trash can and startling a woman.

Screenshot from Pom Poko

3 SEX TOYS YOU NEVER NOTICED IN YOUR FAVORITE DISNEY FILMS

Photo of Herbie the love bug with an image of a screenshopped BS dildo

Picture of Ariel from the Disney animated movie The Little Mermaid with her fist circled and a picture of the Belladonna's Bitch Fist sex toy in the corner

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4 Comments

  • April 23, 2016 at 5:20 pm

    Yes! I purposely did a clickbaity title with my jar of silicone toys because I thought the whole myth that continues on is kinda ridiculous. Couldn’t help it! 😀
    Sadly I’ve seen similar titles, just not in the group we tend to read.

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    • April 23, 2016 at 5:57 pm

      Honestly, I think clickbait titles have their place! Just… you know… like, Upworthy, every article on your site does NOT need to have a clickbait title. I deliberately NEVER click on Upworthy articles because I just kind of hate them now.

      I’m deeply curious about similar titles, and may have to go seek them out now.

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  • April 24, 2016 at 11:31 pm

    THE ARIEL ARM THOUGH

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    • April 25, 2016 at 1:27 pm

      Belladonna’s Bitch Fist finally gets a spot in the limelight.

      Reply

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