When I pulled the Lovehoney Sqweel out initially, I was surprised at how big it was (Epiphora called it a vulva hog), and I was also like, “Oh shit, it has a user guide. Either this guide will go to waste, or this won’t end well.” And it turns out that the user guide didn’t...Read More
This is the Diving Nun. Your first impression is probably, "That can't be a dildo." Your first impression is right. It isn't "a dildo." It's an AMAZING dildo. Read More
Luv My Box is a neat idea. Seemingly geared toward couples, Luv My Box allows you to pay $34.95 to receive a that month’s bundle of joy on your doorstep. You can even buy a 3-month subscription to save $5, and I think that being able to buy a subscription to sex toys is pretty...Read More
I’ve used two cock rings in my life. The first was not incredible. The Shag Factory Swing Ring was the second. Maybe it’s my anatomy. I’m a big person with prominent outer labia. I have to spread them to get this thing in the general REGION of where it’s actually supposed to be, which is...Read More
If you ever wanted a porno to sell you on anal, then Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Advanced Anal Sex is the porn video for you. For starters, it’s educational as hell… and one of the best things about the educational bits (other than the wealth of legitimate and helpful information) is that the educational...Read More
I think it’s a great masturbation device and offers a lot of potential for people who have specific ability-related needs involving their hands and sex toy use.Read More
Subtitle: “The Bigot’s Better Blowjob.” Sub-subtitle: “Driving You To Drink.” Sub-sub-subtitle: “Can’t Tell If Trolling…” Written by the man who has had over 1,000 blowjobs, and counting. If you want to skip to the drinking game, in which my dastardly machinations promote death via alcohol poisoning, just scroll to the cut. Jack Hutson e-mailed Epiphora…Read More
