15 49.0138 8.38624 1 0 4000 1 https://sugarcuntwrites.com 300 1
theme-sticky-logo-alt
theme-logo-alt

Improvised Masturbation With Household Objects and Better, Sexier Alternatives #1

0 Comments

So I was in bed at 5 AM, lying there thinking about sticking razors in my pussy, like you do.

It occurred to me that I probably would have had much safer sexual experiences when I was exploring sexually as a young person if someone had just given me the right dildo.  Why do I say that?  Well for starters, the horrible shit that went down in Texture Fiend never would have happened.

This series of blog posts will share some popular household items that I may or may not have tried to put in my vagina, and here are some delicious dildo alternatives to sate your foreign-objects-in-your-orifice desires without the risk of harm.

First up:

I have inserted disposable razor handles.

How: With the safety cap on.

Why: Straight, safety cap was never in the way, deliciously textured, very thin (which I felt that I needed at the time).

Where: Vagina and anus

Do I recommend: NO.  Especially not anally.  The safety barrier for the razor-y part of the razor could have been pushed off at any time, and as someone who has snipped her labia while trimming her pubic hair, I can assure you that YOU DON’T WANT CROTCH CUTS.  And as for the anus… yes, the razor’s head does flare out much like the base of a dildo or butt plug would, but honestly, I just wouldn’t risk PUTTING A RAZOR IN YOUR ASS.

Alternatives:

 

The cheap: Icicles No. 1.  Totally rigid because it’s glass, totally straight, totally textured.  A steal at $23.99.

The girthy: Pleasure Works Rippler.  One of my favorites – sturdy and girthy with a delightful texture.  $50.99

The wooden: NobEssence Linger. $129.99

The luxe: Fucking Sculptures Corkscrew.  $140.00

 

Butt plug alternative:

I trust Tantus with my ass more than I trust any other company!

The Tantus Twist ($39.75).

 

Stay tuned for more better, sexier alternatives in the future!  Next up: produce.

The LELO Mia 2, a black lipstick vibe with silver trim between the lid and body of the toy.
Previous Post
The LELO Mia 2: Electric Boogaloo
Next Post
Improvised Masturbation With Household Objects and Better, Sexier Alternatives #2

0 Comments

Leave a Reply