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Mean Girls "you can't sit with us" meme except it's labeled so Regina is snarling, "You can't sub with us!"

Submissive Dating Mistakes

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If you're gonna be a fucking dog, at least learn to perform a trick instead of humping my leg all day.Read More

Sugarcunt Reads: Jack’s Blowjob Lessons

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Subtitle: “The Bigot’s Better Blowjob.” Sub-subtitle: “Driving You To Drink.” Sub-sub-subtitle: “Can’t Tell If Trolling…” Written by the man who has had over 1,000 blowjobs, and counting. If you want to skip to the drinking game, in which my dastardly machinations promote death via alcohol poisoning, just scroll to the cut. Jack Hutson e-mailed Epiphora…Read More

Sugarcunt’s Dorm Sex Flowchart

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I don’t sleep.  I also don’t get to jack it while I sit awake at 6 AM. To explain this unfortunate phenomenon, and what college sex is like for me in general, allow me to present Sugarcunt’s Dorm Sex Flowchart. Go ahead and click that shit so you can actually read it.  And read the...Read More