I read an interesting article in Glamour the other day. This article was by a nice young man named Jake. Jake’s column is called, “Jake: A Man’s Opinion.” As a new reader of Glamour I was instantly relieved that they took the time to ask a man his opinion on something, because when I’m flipping...Read More
Subtitle: “The Bigot’s Better Blowjob.” Sub-subtitle: “Driving You To Drink.” Sub-sub-subtitle: “Can’t Tell If Trolling…” Written by the man who has had over 1,000 blowjobs, and counting. If you want to skip to the drinking game, in which my dastardly machinations promote death via alcohol poisoning, just scroll to the cut. Jack Hutson e-mailed Epiphora…Read More
One of the most important people in my life, the slutling, is taking a haitus from school, and we’re also taking a hiatus from our relationship (for other reasons). These two events were pretty much independent decisions, but the end result is about the same: I’m single. So naturally, now that I’m single, every rock-hard...Read More
I don’t sleep. I also don’t get to jack it while I sit awake at 6 AM. To explain this unfortunate phenomenon, and what college sex is like for me in general, allow me to present Sugarcunt’s Dorm Sex Flowchart. Go ahead and click that shit so you can actually read it. And read the...Read More
That awkward moment when you have to remove your sex toys from your electric pitcher because you want to boil water that’s actually going to go in your mouth.
