Five Months Later: Things That Still Suck About Nipple Piercings
September 13, 2012
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- Something that will suck about them until they’re totally healed: IT TAKES 6-8 MONTHS FOR THAT TO HAPPEN.
- Something that happens because I’m clumsy: I walk into household objects and get them snagged on them. Pillars and supports, counters, whatever. Ever heard a dog get kicked? The sound makes you cringe, right? (If it doesn’t, I’m not going to try to be nice, I’m just going to say that you’re a jerk if you like that sound.) That’s the exact noise I make when I try to go but my piercing wants to stay.
- Something that happens because my breasts are large and not supple: My boyfriend occasionally lays on my nipple when we’re facing one another in bed. I never really noticed until I got pierced, because when I try to roll away, it’s like having someone clamp my nipples with toothed forceps.
- Something that happens because I sleep on my side/stomach: I wake up, and the half of me that’s lying on the bed is pressing my nipple into the mattress, and it’s sore as a motherfucker.
- Something good, but also slightly irritating: I got this done because I love getting pierced and to increase sensitivity. It worked! But sometimes the sensation is literally too much. I’m not used to it and it starts freaking me out.
Bonus complaint!
My nipple is way harder to clamp and pinch now, because you can only manipulate the tip.
