5 Clickbait Articles From Sex Blogger World

We all know clickbait when we see it. It’s any vague headline that goads you into clicking it to read more details. It’s everything Upworthy has ever published. It’s every listicle EVER. But what if we had sex blogger clickbait? What if sex bloggers had our own Buzzfeed? (hehe, buzz… vibrators… get it?) Here’s exactly what that would look like:

3 PLACES YOUR PARENTS SHOULD HAVE HIDDEN THEIR VIBRATORS WHEN YOU LIVED AT HOME

1. The side of the kitchen sink with dirty dishes (You would never have looked there)
2. The laundry room (You would never have looked there either)
3. Your room (Let’s be real, that room didn’t get cleaned until you left for college, and they turned it into a home gym)

MAN REMOVES BUTT PLUG AND MAKES A SHOCKING DISCOVERY

Shit happens.

ONE WEIRD TRICK TO MAKE YOUR CISHET DUDEBRO TRY A DILDO

MAN MAKES DOE EYES AT WOMAN’S NEW STRAP-ON (CUTE)

Screenshot from Pom Poko

3 SEX TOYS YOU NEVER NOTICED IN YOUR FAVORITE DISNEY FILMS