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Macro photo of the Snail Vibe focused on the handle, which represents the "head" of the snail - it has four small buttons to control the two motors on it, and the SnailVibe logo, a sleek S, adorns the side of the handle.

Snail Vibe Review

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Since 2017, I had one constant bedside vibrator: my beloved Doxy Die Cast. It literally sat on my bed, when I had one, every day it worked. I loved it so much that I ended up with two of them, because once Doxy replaced the first one under warranty, I kept its beautiful red carcass...Read More
Photo of the Unicorn Novelties hand harness on a dark blanket beside a blue moon lamp providing all the illumination in the photo

Unicorn Collaborators Hand Harness + Blush Wellness Silicone Dilator Set

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I got a wonderful opportunity to resume reviewing for SheVibe, and I was thrilled to try the Unicorn Collaborators Hand Harness Leather Strap-on and the Wellness Silicone Dilator Kit by Blush. The hand harness was a huge boon. I’m Disabled, and my chronic pain, fatigue, and illnesses sometimes mean wearing a pelvic harness would be...Read More
A photoshopped picture of two people in black outfits standing together with arms around one another. The person on the viewer's left has a bulldog's head photoshopped onto their neck, and a blonde wig on the bulldog. The person on the right has Sugarcunt's head photoshopped onto it.

Weird Amazon Products Reviewed As Sex Toys 2

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"Perhaps you are uncomfortable at the first glimpse of this totally stacked dog's out-of-this-world bazongas. Do not bow to your lizard-brain's unenlightened impulses. Raise your consciousness to a higher plane where you can appreciate the subtle curve of her bosom, the way the light bounces off her platinum curls."Read More

Review of Showtime’s Submission

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So I watched/livetweeted Showtime’s Submission under the hashtag #ShowtimeSubmission, and then I wrote over 1,000 words analyzing the power dynamics and how they were portrayed and they contrasted… but I didn’t finish it. And then I said, “This is not what I want to post about Submission.” At least… not right now. So here’s my...Read More
Magic Wand Original, Pink Wig, Tiara, Cat Ear Headband all arranged in different squares in a picture reading "Kitty Stryker Starter Pack"

Here Kitty Kitty

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I don’t review a lot of porn. I think lots of bloggers agree that porn reviews are harder to write than some toy reviews. Normally I just don’t even know where to start… but things are different with Here Kitty Kitty. The first thing I noticed was that Kitty Stryker is my porn aesthetic; this...Read More