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Toy With Me Tuesday: Knitting Needles

September 25, 2012
by Sugarcunt
14 Comments

I absolutely love Toy With Me Tuesday, but often forget to participate.  Not today!

 

DILDO KNITTING, YOU GUYS.

Double-dildo knitting, to be specific.  Yes, I did knit two stitches.  No, I was not going to continue beyond that for reasons such as:

  • Silicone is a terrible needle material
  • I have no need for a swatch of fabric knitted with size dildo needles
  • I didn’t want to knit a bunch and have to frog it all
  • The handles are just plain in the way.  Inconsiderate toymakers!

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14 Comments

  • September 25, 2012 at 4:25 pm
    Blacksilk

    HA! That is beyond amazing. You are quite, quite mad and quite, quite brilliant. 😀

    I really must learn how to knit. But probably not with dildos.

    Reply
    • September 25, 2012 at 9:22 pm
      Sugarcunt

      Aw, thank you! Knitting is enjoyable – nice to do in front of the TV if it’s not a terribly complex project. I like the results most of all!

      But no. never with dildos. don’t even dream of it.

      Reply
  • September 25, 2012 at 5:06 pm
    Pixel

    Knit one, purl two, knit one, wank two?

    Love the concept! And I don’t even want to imagine the headache of trying to knit a scarf on these two toys.

    Reply
    • September 25, 2012 at 9:21 pm
      Sugarcunt

      I’m thinking more like wank 12, but I take things to excess. 😛

      Reply
  • September 25, 2012 at 5:17 pm
    True Pleasures

    I always thought those jumbo knitting needles up at Hobby Lobby looked rather dildo-ish. Cute concept!

    Reply
  • September 25, 2012 at 5:40 pm
    Michele

    I like the picture, but I’m LMAO at the fact that you actually did try to knit with them!

    Reply
    • September 25, 2012 at 9:21 pm
      Sugarcunt

      IT NEEDED TO BE ATTEMPTED! I had to make it look like I made an effort. I didn’t bother trying to cast on properly, though.

      Reply
  • September 26, 2012 at 12:06 am
    Scarlet

    Oh I love it! Now I am trying to figure out what one could do with something knitted with dildo sized needles.

    Reply
    • September 26, 2012 at 9:28 pm
      Sugarcunt

      Turn it into a very big, cozy dildo-holder!

      Reply
  • September 26, 2012 at 6:36 am
    Nicole Lovehoney

    As a knitting nerd, I adore this picture and am now curious as to what a scarf knitted from dildo needles would look like! Great stuff, very imaginative!

    Reply
    • September 26, 2012 at 9:27 pm
      Sugarcunt

      Thank you!
      Probably very, very… big. Maybe a little bit like a lace pattern because of all the space involved.

      Reply
  • September 26, 2012 at 8:03 am
    UberKinky

    That’s great! I looked at the pic and immediately thought, ” Wow, I bet that was a pain in the bum! The silicone would grab and the handles of the Feeldo would get in the way!” then I saw you said just that 🙂 I also love knitting in front of the TV. Great pic!

    Reply
  • October 11, 2012 at 7:29 am
    Stace and Vi

    The mixture of something your Nan does as a hobby and the toys is so naughty! Love it!

    Reply

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