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2 Year Blogiversary Giveaway!


Happy birthday dear blog!  Two years ago today I made the first post on Sugarcunt Writes – The Mighty Mini Mite.  That’s right, the first toy I ever reviewed was your run-of-the-mill pocket rocket, and I loved it.  It was the first orgasm I had without having to digitally stimulate myself at the same time, and it was AWESOME.  The thing is sitting in a bag and never gets any use now, because I have graduated to bigger, better, and pricier vibes, but I still stand by what it did for me: proved that a vibrator could actually get me off and that I wasn’t doomed to live out the rest of my days being the girl that couldn’t come.

Naturally, since I have become a serious adult with serious adult sex toys (stop laughing at me), I am not giving away a pocket rocket.  You can pick one up just about anywhere for around $15 or so.  Instead, I partnered up with a very wonderful store called Our Naughty Secrets to bring you two awesome toys: the Jopen Key Comet G-Spot Wand and the Tantus Ryder.  I wanted to give away something good for the G-spot and good for the ass.  Now hear me out: I have a Comet, but I do not have a Ryder.  However, I’m having a hard time finding people who haven’t enjoyed it, and Epiphora even said it should be a toybox staple.  If you don’t trust my blind judgment, and you don’t trust the peanut gallery, at least trust Epiphora, because really, if you can’t trust her, who CAN you trust?

That’s enough out of me.  I know you’re going to ignore those first two paragraphs and scroll straight to the giveaway box anyway, so have at it.  Good luck to each and every one of you!  While you’re waiting to find out who won, I urge you to go mosey over to Our Naughty Secrets and take a gander at their stock.  Thank you for sponsoring this giveaway, ONS!

Oh, P.S. – These items are being mailed in their original, unopened packaging directly from me.  I have cats.  My cats are curious about what is in the big prize box.  If you are so allergic to cats that anything that has been within 10 feet of a cat will kill you, use your judgment about whether or not you should enter this giveaway.  Maybe you can get a friend to unbox the toy for you?

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  • June 9, 2013 at 12:23 am
    Vulgar Vag

    Congrats on your 2 year anniversary! I completely trust you, Epiphora and Tantus when it comes to anal toys and I love adding new luscious, curved beauties to my G-spot toy collection. Nice choices!

    • June 9, 2013 at 11:22 am

      I also completely trust Tantus with my ass! I love them so much that I get all sentimental and tingly inside when I think about them. 😉

      Thanks so much!

  • June 9, 2013 at 12:29 am
    Georgeanna Campo

    I’m 9 months pregnant and my hormones are out of control! I want sex constantly! My partner does not seem to mind.

    • June 9, 2013 at 11:22 am

      Oh my goodness, that must be inconvenient when you’re out in public! Unless you’re into public sex. In which case I guess it’s pretty awesome when you can find the right spot…

  • June 9, 2013 at 2:30 am

    Happy blogaversary!

    Bullets are freaking awesome little toys, and the first time I ever had a gushing orgasm was from a cheap bullet – I was so amazed at it that I called up my brother to tell him all about it (he was somewhat less than enthusiastic about it), then my best friend, then went and gushed all over again! The mattress was soaked through, but I didn’t care …

    Thus began my foray into a) killing bullets every six months with stunning regularity (my juices short out the electrics), and b) keeping a pile of ‘sex towels’ by the bed.

    xx Dee

    • June 9, 2013 at 11:20 am

      Haha, I love that you called up your brother and your friend to share that! The first time I had a gushing orgasm, I was having phone sex. The only person I had to share it with was the person on the other end, and he was not as impressed as I was!

  • June 9, 2013 at 11:31 am

    Dear Sugarcunt,

    Sadly, my g spot and I are strangers. I have yet to meet her acquaintance. I’ve tried many times to make friends with her but she eludes me. Maybe she doesn’t like me or, just doesn’t want to be bothered. But I have to know what it’s like to have a relationship with her. I long for the day when I can spend meaningful time with her. I just want her to know I care. That’s why I’ve entered your giveaway. Maybe with the help of the Comet, we can become BFFs. And if that were to happen, I would inevitably think of you every time she and I spent time together. Doesn’t that just make you feel all warm and fuzzy?

    Yours Truly,

    • June 13, 2013 at 12:27 pm

      Uniting you with your G-spot makes me feel TOTALLY warm and fuzzy! Don’t fret, you will come to know your G-spot one day!

  • June 9, 2013 at 2:22 pm

    Found your site from Epiphora, so far I like it. Hope you have many more years of writing.

    • June 9, 2013 at 2:23 pm

      And the household objects series is reminding me of stupid ideas I’ve had, but at least didn’t go through with…

      • June 13, 2013 at 12:29 pm

        Yeah, those ideas did absolutely nothing good for me when I was younger. So glad I have an army of sex toys now.

    • June 13, 2013 at 12:28 pm

      Thank you!

  • June 9, 2013 at 4:58 pm
    Miranda Wolf

    I used to be one of the most sexual people I’d ever known, despite being rather notoriously difficult to get off. In the last few years, my sex drive waned to the point of flat-lining. I felt confused, anxious, and somehow incomplete. What was I without my sexuality?

    Then I discovered sex bloggers. Name you, Sugarcunt. Also, Epiphora. I realized that although my sex drive is fickle, it’s more fickle about sexytimes with other people. It’s still active when it comes to masturbation.

    In fact, the more I read, the more encouraged I am to explore new toys and sensations with myself. The more interested in exploration I become, the more likely I am to find myself interested in touching my genitals to those of my partner and moving them around. It’s a win-win situation!

    It’s also pushed me towards purchasing exciting objects for my partner for those times when I’m just not feeling it. And by “it” I mean genitals. Or my libido.

    Long story short, thanks! You win at helping my sex life! 😀

    • June 9, 2013 at 5:00 pm
      Miranda Wolf

      P.S. Don’t you hate it when you’re masturbating in bed and you get really into it, then your cat leaps onto your lap and tries to attack the movement under the blanket?

      • June 13, 2013 at 12:44 pm

        YES. And I hate it when they sit there watching and you’re like, “Go away!” But instead they just stare at you with their judgmental eyes.

      • June 26, 2013 at 2:00 am
        Krissy Novacaine

        UGH! mine decide it is snuggle time! And then glare when they aren’t getting appropriate loving. It’s like “hey, self loving time!”

      • June 27, 2013 at 12:15 pm

        I know, I wish that you could like, put a sock on your door handle and your cats would leave you alone.

    • June 13, 2013 at 12:34 pm

      You’re welcome! I think that most bloggers can agree that we all want to use our own experiences to help enhance your intimate relationships with others and yourself! I understand what it’s like to have a fickle sex drive – mine has periods (no period joke intended) where it waxes and wanes.

  • June 9, 2013 at 10:32 pm

    Congrats congrats! My boyfriend recently convinced me to look into sex toys for the first time, and your blog has been super helpful. Thanks to you I now own a LELO Ella, which has turned out to be one of the better decisions of my life. HELLO G-SPOT DIDN’T SEE YOU THERE, WELCOME TO THE PARTY.

    • June 13, 2013 at 12:46 pm

      Thank you! I’m so glad you like the Ella and have found your G-spot. It’s not a party until the G-spot shows up!

  • June 10, 2013 at 7:29 am

    These are awesome giveaway prizes, and congratulations on your two-year blogiversary! I haven’t tried either the Ryder plug or the Comet wand yet, but they’re both on my wish list. One of my first sex toys was a Pocket Rocket Jr. and I used that little vibe until I eventually wore it out. Now that I know how to stimulate my G-spot, I need more than just a single-speed vibe up against my clit.

    • June 13, 2013 at 12:50 pm

      Thank you! I’m glad that people like my choice of prizes – it would be a shame to host a giveaway that no one wanted to enter!

      I can see how you need more – I do too. I’m not entirely sure that my old pocket rocket would get me off now.

  • June 10, 2013 at 12:23 pm

    Usually, when I want to tell you a story, I just text it to you. But I suppose I can find one from the recesses of my mind to share today…

    Once, when I worked at the toy shop, we had a customer come in with a mannequin leg. He wanted to buy shoes for his mannequin, but he was afraid we’d be really mean to him. As it turned out, he liked to dress the mannequin up and refer to it as his lady. My coworker got really into it, and asked if he wanted to bring her inside. She tried every single pair of shoes on that mannequin, going so far as to recommend the proper shoe for the mannequin’s high arches. The two of them referred to the mannequin as “she” and the customer seemed really pleased. That’s still the most unusual thing I’ve ever seen in retail.

    • June 13, 2013 at 1:00 pm

      Oh my god, that sounds awesome! I would love to have helped him find shoes for her. Your coworker sounds really sweet to have been so helpful and understanding. 🙂

  • June 11, 2013 at 5:49 pm

    I meant to ask this sooner, since I’m paranoid but I totally forgot. Is this giveaway open to US only or worldwide? I realise you’re shipping things from your own house so it’d get expensive if it was available to everyone.

    If it’s US-only, can you please remove my entries? (Should be under Rei) I don’t like messing people around, you see!

    The prizes in this giveaway seem great, by the way! 🙂

    • June 13, 2013 at 12:59 pm

      It’s going to be expensive, but that’s a decision that I made! It’s open to everyone, no worries!

  • June 13, 2013 at 1:33 pm

    Congrats all on your words 🙂
    Here’s to another 2 years of awesomeness.

    I’ve only recently come to the understand that I’ve got to start dropping coin on higher quality sexy time toys rather then just burning out motor after motor.
    Since my hitachi went kaput last month, I’ve been trolling around on your blog as well as a few others to find myself a high powered replacement…While I haven’t settled on anything yet, I have definitely been enjoying window shopping and reading up on all the fun things that have come across your path. 🙂

    • June 21, 2013 at 4:01 pm

      Thank you, gorgeous! Yeah, higher quality sex toys should last you longer than the cheap stuff, provided that you get a good one. Some luxury sex toys aren’t worth the money, and that’s very disappointing. 🙁

  • June 14, 2013 at 3:54 pm

    Happy Blog Anniversary. And my first vibe was a Pocket Rocket and boy did I love that think till it dies on me.

    You have great prices and are a nice and considerate person. Is awesome that you warn people that you have cats and that their hair might be in the packages and that you are paying the shipping yourself to where eve it may be 🙂

    • June 21, 2013 at 3:59 pm

      Thank you for the anniversary wishes! Yeah, I feel like it’s important to warn people about the cats. Some people are just terribly allergic, and I would hate to set someone’s allergies off!

  • June 14, 2013 at 4:04 pm

    Ooh a story. Well I considered myself an average girl when it came to sex, though I did notice that I would get turn on by reading naughty words, and hearing naughty thoughts but didn’t think much of it. I never got myself off using fingers and decided to finally get over my shyness and went to a store and got me a pocket rocket I had heard of Howard Stern talk about it. I finally got my own and boy did I enjoy it. Months later I discover twitter and sex toy bloggers/reviewers. I was surprise to see how their are so many kind and types of toys as well as toy companies. I had no idea that butt plugs even existed. Yes I was very vanilla. I also surprise to hear of fetishes such as furry I think its what its call, age play etc. At first I was like oh my but as I read more I was intrigue and saw that people just have different likes and interest. I considered myself a voyeur with a interest of being a Domme to a few guys who would love to pegged.

    • June 21, 2013 at 3:58 pm

      Those pocket rockets will work wonders! I think it’s awesome that you’ve learned so much about fetishes, and in turn learned about some other interests you might have!

  • June 15, 2013 at 5:09 pm

    Congrats on the two year anniversary! I have two cats, so no problem!

  • June 15, 2013 at 6:47 pm

    Happy blogiversary!

    I have still yet to become friend with my G-Spot. I’ve squirted once (apparently) and it was totally by accident. I had absolutely no feeling, and I had no idea I “squirted”. I tried reproducing the same thing, but it just never happened. Sometimes the feeling would be totally awesome that I’m digging into it, but sometimes it would be somewhat painful. Not sure why…still trying to figure it out. Maybe the Comet would help =P Who knows!

    Thanks for giving us this opportunity!

    • June 21, 2013 at 3:56 pm

      I hope you figure it out, Reenie! Even I have difficulty with my G-spot sometimes. It can be difficult for me to discern when mine is being hit. I also can’t squirt all the time, either – I wish I knew the right combination needed to do it on command!

  • June 16, 2013 at 3:58 pm

    So I just got back from a week at the beach with my crazy family. I have the most awkward tan lines and burn spots and I essentially look akin to a feral spotted cat. 😛 Thought you should know.

    • June 21, 2013 at 3:54 pm

      Haha, I am not without sympathy for your plight! I have gotten some truly unique sunburn patterns in my time.

  • June 17, 2013 at 2:44 am

    I lost about two grand worth of toys last March. My mother found my stash (SHE WENT THROUGH MY STUFF!!!) and threw EVERYTHING out. *sad face* Now I want to win this toy to start the rebuilding of my collection! 🙂

    Happy two years Ms. Cunt! 😀

  • June 18, 2013 at 10:30 pm

    Congrats on 2 Years!!

  • June 19, 2013 at 4:38 pm

    My partner and I only recently started to discuss introducing toys into the bedroom; we were close and happy before, now we are inseparable and ecstatic. I run home after work to be with my partner and she does the same; I have no idea what we were waiting for before. Obviously we are just new to this and so it is like we are back in the honeymoon phase of our relationship, but what’s wrong with that? Honey is sweet, and I am over the moon.

    • June 21, 2013 at 3:53 pm

      I’m so glad that toys have offered you a second honeymoon! You and your partner are a fantastic example of how sex toys can enhance intimacy, and I’m so happy that you have that!

  • June 20, 2013 at 10:52 am

    Happy Blogiversary!

    Thanks for the giveaway. I’ve also yet to befriend my G-spot, but I’m sure I’d very much enjoy spending time with my G-spot when I find it.

    I’ll share an embarrassing story that happened to me yesterday, but only because you asked nicely, and because you’re doing an awesome giveaway. My house mates (four boys) view me as a “prim and proper” girl, because I like people to think of me that way. But this illusion was shattered last night when they found my small collection of toys. They then proceeded to have a dildo fight right in front of my bright red face. A lot of alcohol had been drunk, so I hope it’s going to be one of those times where they forget everything that happens. Otherwise I’m in for a hell of a lot of teasing XD

    • June 21, 2013 at 3:50 pm

      Aww! I know it can be embarrassing when someone finds your stash. I’ve adopted a policy of total openness – if I’m already talking about my dildos, then no one can pick on me when they find them!

  • June 20, 2013 at 8:26 pm

    I’ve been getting into origami lately and I’ve made a lot of small things. Origami books I’ve found at the library mostly cover geometric shapes, flowers, and animals. However, I did find a book called Adult Origami which has instructions for (among other things) origami cocks. They are actually really easy to make and I’ve not only made several but also taught my two roommates how to make them as well. We’ve made leopard-print cocks and polka-dot cocks and solid-colored cocks. I have even equipped one of my origami dinosaurs with his very own polka-dot penis.

    • June 21, 2013 at 3:49 pm

      Oh my goodness, I have to figure out how to do this. I could slip all of my friends the D!

  • June 21, 2013 at 5:59 pm

    So I got into toy reviewing last fall. I’d only had a couple toys before that and I wanted to expand my horizons. One of the toys, my beloved Jimmy Jane Form 3, is rechargeable. Even though I live with my parents (student, blugh) I didn’t really worry about anyone seeing it while it was charging since my family usually stays out of my room. I guess I got too comfortable with the idea because one day I wanted to show my brother something on Youtube and completely for got it was charging! He saw it and was like “Is that what I think it is?” I didn’t know what to say so I just said it was a present from Jesus, which has know become code for toys with my brother and my friends.

    • June 27, 2013 at 12:19 pm

      HAHAHA! A present from Jesus! I am greatly amused by that! I hope you don’t mind if I borrow that phrase by showing my friends this comment!

  • June 22, 2013 at 5:44 am

    Dear Sugarcunt, this is a fantastic giveaway! And many congrats on the blog-birthday, I hope there is going to be many more! Also, I want to thank you to open the giveaway to the whole world – finally a giveaway I can enter! 🙂
    Not much of a story, but I want to tell you what a nice experience I had a few weeks ago. I’m from Hungary, and there are absolutely no women-friendly sex shops here, only the creepy, black-and-red-designed ones with cheap dildos smelling of awful chemicals.
    So when I visited Israel, I just couldn’t miss visiting a nice, white, spacy sex toy shop… It was so much fun! I wish there were more spaces, online and offline spaces as well, where women can feel safe, and talk freely about their sexuality.
    Your blog is one of those places. Thank you, and many congrats again!

    • June 27, 2013 at 12:18 pm

      Thank you very much, WT! I’m so happy to hear that you had a good experience with a sex shop, even if you had to go to Israel to do it! I’m also glad to hear that you feel like my blog is a safe place to talk freely about your sexuality. If you ever have questions that you can’t find a good place to ask, please feel free to e-mail me and I can try to help you find the answers.

  • June 22, 2013 at 10:56 pm

    Somehow I have a story that can combine both sex toys and cats, because my cat is a big weirdo. Like most cats, mine is pretty fickle about when she wants attention. Unlike most cats, she always wants attention after I’ve just gotten done masturbating. She does this to my partner too. I have no idea how she knows I’ve cum because I kick her out of the room when I need a little “me time”, but somehow when I’ve finished she will pry open the door with her paws and hop up on my bed without fail. Of course, post-orgasm is not a good time to pet a cat, so I’ll excuse myself to clean up in the bathroom. She will follow me all throughout the house until I give her attention. I have no idea why she does it, except maybe she senses I’m happier than usual? I just wish she would sense when I need to be left alone.

    • June 27, 2013 at 12:15 pm

      Haha, her sixth sense is orgasm detection! That’s SO strange!

  • June 27, 2013 at 7:56 pm

    great contest!

  • June 28, 2013 at 12:18 am

    I’ve been lucky enough to have gushing orgasms a few times, but I haven’t been able to in months! It’s kind of weird; I seem to have lost the knack, or I’m obsessing over it too much. I’d been considering buying a g-spot toy specifically, but hey, if you can win one… 🙂

    • June 30, 2013 at 12:16 pm

      I’ve had that problem as well… “once a squirter, always a squirter” is not something that applies to me. I don’t know what has changed, but I do it very rarely nowadays.

  • June 28, 2013 at 11:50 am

    Congratulations on your blogiversary! And what excellent toys to give away to celebrate. I’ve been lusting after the Comet since I saw it hit the market.

    • June 30, 2013 at 12:15 pm

      Thank you so much! I’m so happy that people like what I’ve been trying to give away! The Comet is GLORIOUS. It’s one of the few toys that I just went out and bought.

  • June 28, 2013 at 12:09 pm

    Thanks for the warning – I am, indeed, deathly allergic to cats. If I win, I’ll be sure to take all necessary precautions and won’t hold you responsible. 😛

    Nice to meet you, btw, it’s a little dizzying for me to get to know everyone’s blogs so quickly!

    I’m thinking of a story. This comment doesn’t count as a story attempt. I’ll get back to you on that. 😉

    • June 30, 2013 at 12:14 pm

      The warning was the least I could do. 🙂

      Nice to meet you as well! Don’t worry, most of us only bite in the bedroom and not the blogosphere. There are definitely a lot of us, though!

  • June 28, 2013 at 1:58 pm

    Congrats on your 2 year blogiversary!
    I moved about 2 weeks ago and had to figure out how to move my toy collection safely from one house to the next. I also had to find a way to move them covertly because my very conservative family was helping with the move. I decided the best way was to pack everything in suitcases and put small locks on them. I thought I had gotten everything and felt pretty confident that people wouldn’t’ find anything. Luckily nobody seemed suspicious of me awkwardly carrying a few suitcases around (of course I was carrying them sideways, I didn’t want to turn them upright and roll them along like a normal person.)
    But after moving the bed my grandma came downstairs and handed me my “rubber bracelet” that she had found under the bed. Oops..
    My kitties like to steal C-rings if I leave them out, and drug it under there and I didn’t realize one of the rings was missing. Fortunately, she didn’t realize what it was, that could have been awkward.

    • June 30, 2013 at 12:10 pm

      HAHAHAHA! Oh my goodness! I would have been totally shocked. “GRANDMA, PUT THAT DOWN.” The mental image of my own grandma handing me a cock ring is just too hilarious.

  • June 29, 2013 at 11:12 pm

    I actually love cats and am not allergic to them so yours won’t bother me. Funny how all my life I’ve loved cats and never owned one. Don’t know why except to say it never worked out. If I could have a cat, I’d want a Siamese. I’ve always loved how they look and just think their coloring is the epitome of what a cat should look like.

    • June 30, 2013 at 12:09 pm

      Siamese cats are adorable! It is kind of funny how that has worked out, but it’s easy to love an animal without having one as a pet. Pets require a lot of care and that doesn’t necessarily work out for some peoples’ lifestyles.

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